Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread (post #7757)
Online bodega rankings
F Plus Quotes Thread (post #1332)
(in a ronald reagan voice) "I foresee a great Bimbo Nation on a hill..."
Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread (post #7757)
Television concept invented in a dream last night: the reverse reality show, where a documentary starts with a single host going through the topic, then at the end of the first episode they invite another person to join them, and this continues until the final episode has a whole panel of experts/group of interest there
Favorite Running Gags / Callbacks / Meta Jokes? (post #107)
Repeating a 6-7 syllable phrase in the Aqualung cadence always gets me
F Plus Quotes Thread (post #1332)
The permababy segment of Yahoo Answers (197) has some choice lines
"Babies haven't fallen short in the eyes of god, some people believe that babies are angels. Source: Atheist" Boots
"Are there zillions of fly sperm in heaven? I personally created most of them...." Frank
"Well when you get to heaven you're going to have to raise all those sperm" Acheilies
"Gregary says no, they will be adults in heaven!" Boots
"Babies haven't fallen short in the eyes of god, some people believe that babies are angels. Source: Atheist" Boots
"Are there zillions of fly sperm in heaven? I personally created most of them...." Frank
"Well when you get to heaven you're going to have to raise all those sperm" Acheilies
"Gregary says no, they will be adults in heaven!" Boots
Design An F Plus Shirt No One Would Buy (post #43)
Extra Credit 121: Father's Milk
374: This One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging (post #14)
new update from the frontiers of science (aliexpress): 
Movies We've Seen Recently (post #788)
Went through all the Mission: Impossible movies over the course of a week. I'm most certainly not the first person to point this out, but the inconsistent tone across the first five movies is pretty entertaining. Every new director decided that no no no, he needs to make the TV spinoff movie into his own thing regardless of what the last guy did. John Woo's going to have motorcycle fights and his slo-mo birds, dammit! J.J. Abrams wants to explore if the silly action spy man can have a normal life so he gives him a wife--JUUUUUUST KIDDING! Brad Bird doesn't want the wife so he gets rid of her and adds a bunch of cartoony scenes and tech and the stupid A113.
They should have just committed to a new director every single movie with no restrictions. David Lynch should have gotten a Mission: Impossible movie. Get Wes Anderson in there. Get Guillermo del Toro. Get Sam Raimi. Let David Cronenberg give us Tom Cruise body horror. Just go wild with it, why not. The movies have nothing to do with the show at this point so just get as outlandish as you possibly can.
They should have just committed to a new director every single movie with no restrictions. David Lynch should have gotten a Mission: Impossible movie. Get Wes Anderson in there. Get Guillermo del Toro. Get Sam Raimi. Let David Cronenberg give us Tom Cruise body horror. Just go wild with it, why not. The movies have nothing to do with the show at this point so just get as outlandish as you possibly can.
CTRL+V and post it (post #1632)
hearts of iron fandom has gone from OK to the worst in the last 10 or so years but I must simply lol out loud that one of the complaints about the new (bad) DLC is "it's too hard to win a war in Afghanistan"
Ohh I wanted to send in 24 divisions of entirely heavy tanks into Kandahar why isn't it working? the game is broken it's saying I have no supply????
Ohh I wanted to send in 24 divisions of entirely heavy tanks into Kandahar why isn't it working? the game is broken it's saying I have no supply????
Episode 207 - Classics of Book (post #16)
These people would all insist there are only four lights, not out of defiance but because they genuinely don’t understand why someone is trying to tell them there are five.