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Apr 7 10:59pm
Her name is just "~" on the birth cerificate because her true name can only be pronounced via a series of armpit fart noises. The rest of our family just calls her Tilda.
Apr 7 04:37pm
ELO's two most popular songs are about being happy that the sky is blue and swearing to hunt down and kill a woman that cheated you. Food for thought.
Apr 7 07:25am

CTRL+V and post it (post #1141)

The good news is that means you're officially sanctioned to beat up every single one of your fake friends who couldn't tell
Apr 7 03:50am

CTRL+V and post it (post #1141)

During Logan and Virgil's junior year, Virgil went missing, a lost cause until he turned up a year later at a gas station, fine- minus a leg and the ability to speak without shutting down.
Apr 6 09:11pm

F Plus Quotes Thread (post #1220)

“What’s nice about this is that this guy’s gonna get murdered by the Vegas mob and there’s not going to be a true crime podcast about it.”

Adam Bozarth, FPlus #332
Apr 6 06:16pm
I'm so hungry
If only there was a way
to fix this
(There isn't)
Guess I'll die
Apr 6 12:15pm
Most of this could easily fit in the Terrible Dirty Talk thread.

It seems to me the smut has gotten better, but the poetry has only gotten worse.

The question isn't whether their were perverts in ancient times, the better question would be which was invented first the stone dildo or the wheel? I would bet good money on the former.
Apr 6 01:05am
I'm gonna open up a bar called Mojito Nixon
Apr 5 07:04pm
If I get a choice in where I move next, I would like to have a relatively quiet place where I can open my windows
Guy Ferrari, April 05, 2021, 01:54:04 pm
that's the dream, fingers crossed for a nearby public park as well
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