Cat cafes are cuddle parties for normal people

If you mix a cocktail and a mocktail together you get a cock mock

I remember conservative fever dream movies from the '90s. Movies with premises that were worthy of the F-Plus. As such, I have bittersweet feelings about the US not getting a right-wing West Wing.

I just know once a season the President would have to come up with a convoluted speech justifying why he used nukes and and special forces to stop illegal immigrants from kidnapping nuns at the behest of a Japanese company because love/hate relationship with NAFTA.

Communities is a new feature in development, currently in beta testing. Our hope is to empower everyone on Tumblr to create new, dedicated spaces to connect with people over shared interests. It’s a bit like using tags but more contained, it’s a bit like having a shared blog but with more options, and it’s a bit like a group chat except it’s slower.

A May 9 archive of the subreddit shows that it had over 80,000 members, which is double its size since last year, but it’s not the largest gooning community on Reddit. That honor probably goes to r/Gooned which has nearly 1.4 million members and is still very much alive and posting frantically. r/Gooned is mostly for posting porn and arranging gooning meetups, while r/GoonCaves was dedicated to the art and craft of elaborate porn viewing battlestations.