One of the foremost shapers of rabbinic Judaism in the first century CE was so beautiful that he sat in front of the ritual bathhouse so when women walked by they would see him and when they went home to their husbands, they would think about him, and then their kids would be hot. Also he had a Situationship with a former-gladiator turned-bandit that he encountered while naked in the Jordan, and subsequently married off to his sister.

Look if you gonna learn Japanese for professional career and stuff that is fine

But dear god if you learn a whole ass new language to play untranslated visual novels then leave touching grass you need to touch all the trees in Amazon forest

Saw a half-eaten Fig Newton lying in a parking lot and came up with the phrase "toddler-involved littering"

Can you still be a hero if in the next 90 seconds you'll have shit in your pants unless you find a public toilet?