So many of these theories are self centered and reflect the limited viewpoints of the poster because its an inherently self centered sort of (one woman) conspiracy theory. The hope they hold is that one day Taylor Swift will take the stage and say that Beth in Bristol was right, but what they actually want to hear is that they were right and Taylor is leaving her current beard to make love to you, Beth in Bristol, my one true love.
i love the concept of "mixing up pronouns in songs/slurring a bit means you're gay". fuck i've been professionally acting in shakespeare works for like fifteen years, known the dang plays for longer, and still sometimes my brain subs in the wrong pronoun. brains are weird.