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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 186303 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1095
Lesbiathan, rhymes with van

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1096
The Coward Lemon: Lesbiathan.

The Brave Frank West: Lesbiathon.
THE LESBIATHAN, May 19, 2019, 10:29:41 am
Fixed.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1097
WOW i guess it blows out the notion of ARE WE ALONE ummm let me think NO
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1098
From episode 131:

"I wanna be gay, what should I do?!"
"A dude."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1099
STOG: "They might also be hard to make given that feet weren't made for sex..."
Montrith: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1100
"He wrote that maggots are the BEEEEESSSSST……… especially when they crawl into your peehole." -Kumquatxop, #95
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1101
"Hey! What're you doing outside of your car with your pants down?"
"What!?"
"What're you doing outside of your car with your pants down?"
"I'm putting them back on..."
"Are you masturbating in front of the Victoria's Secret advertisement?"
"That's a- You're thinking...There's a second masturbator!"

An excellent inter-episode callback from episode 194
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1102
"I love long walks on the beach and dicks the size of buildings!" -John Toast, #135
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1103
"Here's all my FUCKIN' issues!" -- John Toast
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1104
"¡El Salsa Del Burro!"
-Bozarth
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1105
"Honey, you gotta let me out of these chains! I gotta give Dracula his coffin back!"
-Jimmyfranks

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1106
"It smells like weed and chores in here."
-Bozarth
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1107
Jack Chick as john kitchin: Binary is the problem with the web.

Lemon: (incredulous reaction) Hey Kumquatxop?

Kumquatxop: Yeah?

Lemon: You and I we work in tech.

Kumquatxop: Yeah sort of. I thought so before this.

Lemon: Would you agree now since that binary was really what's holding it back.

Kumquatxop: I didn't know it was, but now I do.

Lemon: Will you, when you get to work on Monday will you will you work on that.

Kumquatxop: Yeah, well no. I'm not going to go to work on Monday. Because fuck it's binary.

Bunnybread: You're obsolete baby.

Lemon: Well just go into all your machine code, and add 2's.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1108
jack chick: Wait, Beck released songs after 1998?
Adam Bozarth [In a hilariously condescending voice]: Yessss Mr. Metal, he did...

- Episode 190
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1109
Sorry to double-post, but another one from the same episode:

Boots: "But the thought of my tongue lashing deeply behind those bulbous, protrusive, soft and sweet lips fills me with feelings that defy boundaries"
Jack Chick: "...fuck"
Adam: "HEY GUYS! I DEFINITELY LIKE SEX!"
Adam: "WHEN I SEE A WOMAN'S SEXY MOUTH I WANT TO SEX HER MOUTH WITH MY MOUTH SEX!"
Adam: "HUH? INTERNET?"
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