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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 179680 times)

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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?
Spenny, August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 05:42:54 pm

no riddle, maybe an ill posed question cause in my mind the concept of octopuses wasnt going to form right then it was all textbook diagrams like those butcher diagrams of cows or pigs or those third grade science book cows and rabbits and birds

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it's funny how the modern libertarian mindset basically boils down to '3d printed guns 2d women'
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I can tell I'm early in the job search because I'm being all discerning and shit.
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I'm getting invested in my rpg character again. its weird to have a Teen emotion
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Okay yeah, but if I had Brian Blessed's voice I'd shout everything too.
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The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.
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nobody cared who I was until i put on the plastic pants
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fuck you tom bombadil you piece of shit
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The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.
sambair, August 13, 2018, 07:24:46 pm

Please elaborate. I'm trying to follow your metaphor.
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made it real, or else forgot about it.
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My kid uses "puck" as the past tense of pick. Ex: "I puck this color sucker"

I've corrected her on it once, but I've realized she's right and it should actually be puck.
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Depending on which wrist I wear my watch I might be able to convince passers-by that I'm left or right handed, depending on which arm I choose.

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Me, shambling blind around my damp, dark cavern deep in the earth, occasionally sniffing the air: why can't I find a nice gamer girlfriend
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