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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 155453 times)

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« Reply #2055 on: August 10, 2018, 10:04:21 am »
My co-worker has just admitted to the entire office that in the live action Beauty and the Beast remake, she finds the Beast more attractive than the human.

"Something about the horns"
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« Reply #2056 on: August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm »
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?

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« Reply #2057 on: August 10, 2018, 09:42:07 pm »
I was trying to drunkenly commune with my fellow drunk white lady by looking up classic Sandra Lee videos, but I guess there is a Dr. Sandra Lee that pops pimples and other gross shit and now I'm very upset.

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« Reply #2058 on: August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am »
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
Octopus.

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« Reply #2059 on: August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm »
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
Octopus.

What about mammals?

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« Reply #2060 on: August 11, 2018, 05:42:54 pm »
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
Octopus.

What about mammals?
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.
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« Reply #2061 on: August 11, 2018, 09:38:57 pm »
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
Octopus.

What about mammals?
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.

no riddle, maybe an ill posed question cause in my mind the concept of octopuses wasnt going to form right then it was all textbook diagrams like those butcher diagrams of cows or pigs or those third grade science book cows and rabbits and birds

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« Reply #2062 on: August 11, 2018, 11:33:15 pm »
it's funny how the modern libertarian mindset basically boils down to '3d printed guns 2d women'
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« Reply #2063 on: August 12, 2018, 02:55:40 pm »
I can tell I'm early in the job search because I'm being all discerning and shit.
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« Reply #2064 on: August 12, 2018, 04:06:36 pm »
I'm getting invested in my rpg character again. its weird to have a Teen emotion
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« Reply #2065 on: August 13, 2018, 02:40:50 pm »
Okay yeah, but if I had Brian Blessed's voice I'd shout everything too.
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« Reply #2066 on: August 13, 2018, 07:24:46 pm »
The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.
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« Reply #2067 on: August 13, 2018, 08:03:00 pm »
nobody cared who I was until i put on the plastic pants
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« Reply #2068 on: August 13, 2018, 08:55:20 pm »
fuck you tom bombadil you piece of shit
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« Reply #2069 on: August 13, 2018, 09:38:38 pm »
The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.

Please elaborate. I'm trying to follow your metaphor.
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