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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 172226 times)

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Reply #2055
are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
Octopus.

What about mammals?
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.

no riddle, maybe an ill posed question cause in my mind the concept of octopuses wasnt going to form right then it was all textbook diagrams like those butcher diagrams of cows or pigs or those third grade science book cows and rabbits and birds

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Reply #2056
it's funny how the modern libertarian mindset basically boils down to '3d printed guns 2d women'
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Novelty Novel

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Reply #2057
I can tell I'm early in the job search because I'm being all discerning and shit.
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Reply #2058
I'm getting invested in my rpg character again. its weird to have a Teen emotion
Liatai

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Reply #2059
Okay yeah, but if I had Brian Blessed's voice I'd shout everything too.
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Reply #2060
The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.
ikaribattousai Spenny

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Reply #2061
nobody cared who I was until i put on the plastic pants
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Reply #2062
fuck you tom bombadil you piece of shit
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Reply #2063
The current Wolfenstein games are M*A*S*H for the millenial generation.

Please elaborate. I'm trying to follow your metaphor.
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Reply #2064
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AgentCoop

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Reply #2065
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
made it real, or else forgot about it.
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Reply #2066
My kid uses "puck" as the past tense of pick. Ex: "I puck this color sucker"

I've corrected her on it once, but I've realized she's right and it should actually be puck.
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Reply #2067
Depending on which wrist I wear my watch I might be able to convince passers-by that I'm left or right handed, depending on which arm I choose.

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Reply #2068
I sometimes wish I was a pipe smoker, simply so I had a pipe to gesture with.
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Reply #2069
Me, shambling blind around my damp, dark cavern deep in the earth, occasionally sniffing the air: why can't I find a nice gamer girlfriend
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