Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Lumbermouth]

My favourite type of gig is the kind that ends before 10pm, which is the best evidence yet that I'm fucking old.

The last show I went to was a Sunday matinee that ended at 7pm. It was INCREDIBLE.

[Antivehicular]

My favourite type of gig is the kind that ends before 10pm, which is the best evidence yet that I'm fucking old.

We've recently started prioritizing shows where we can get actual seats instead of standing in General Admission, which is also a concession to age, but my knees and feet are grateful.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Diversity win: I slept four hours last night but five hours tonight.

[A Meat]

A pyramid scheme is just evangelical capitalism

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

but trent says its myyyy turn with hurt now!!

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

For those about to cook, we sauté you.

[GirlKisser420]

waiting for godot was only a play because it was tragically too early to be a webcomic

[A Meat]

It's fucked up we call things 'glass cannons' when horses, a creature with immense power and one hit point, exist

[Salubrious Rex]

Has anyone ever made a series of 3 movies and called it a thrillogy?

[Dr. Buttplug]

It's fucked up we call things 'glass cannons' when horses, a creature with immense power and one hit point, exist

The horse Glass Cannon won two out of three legs of the Tripple Crown. Then he broke two out of four legs.

[A Meat]

Top Ten Most Cringe Bible Stories

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Wish I was as easily entertained as a dog. Those guys have it all figured out.

[A Meat]

Starting a new service that mails a small patch of grass to your house so you can touch grass without leaving your house

[A Meat]

Nobody ever talks about Paraguay, what are they hiding?

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

when you ggwp and then they only reply gg :(