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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 275268 times)

LaserSeusan

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Wanna feel old? Remember the Yiff the Otter guy? Apperantly it's been 17 years. Meaning someone born during that time would nearly be old enough to drive today.
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for the past three days i've had the phrase "motley crewneck" stuck in my head and i have no idea why
Bombshops, December 24, 2016, 08:30:41 pm

merry christmas
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I feel like not only can you teach a whole course on why Airplane is the best comedy movie ever made, it is imperative that somebody do so.
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The British are so into their kinks they even use "feet" as common measurement! It's a damn wonder we didn't clue in to their fetishism earlier!
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Tokyo Gore Police is not good.

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2017 will be the year I buckle down and do drag at least once. I can't decide whether I want to try to be a smooth charmer drag king named Oliver Clozoff, or a Catskills comedian drag king named Perry Stalsis.
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Is that a drag king thing? What moustache are you planning?

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Is that a drag king thing? What moustache are you planning?
GirlKisser420, December 28, 2016, 01:13:12 am
No mustache, I'm more a sideburns and five-o-clock shadow type.

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A few Christmases ago my mum bought me a fake cat. It's not actually stuffed or anything, but it looks very much like it could be. It's profoundly creepy and terrifying, so after thanking her with total insincerity I put it at the back of a wardrobe in my parents' house, went home to London and forgot all about it. When I came to visit again a few months later, I found it on my bed. There was a brief moment of scrabbling fear, but then I chucked it in a different wardrobe and went about my day. That night, when I went to bed, it was sitting on my pillow. The same thing happened the next night, and the next, and every night for the rest of my stay, despite my increasingly elaborate attempts to hide it. This has been going on for several years, including this Christmas. I'm back in London now, but for all I know it could be sitting on my bed right now. It probably is. I assume it's my mum who keeps putting it there, although I've never caught her in the act (believe me, I've tried) and we've never mentioned it. The other possibility is that it's the cat, but I'd rather not consider that.
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I'm very amused every time I see that I Liked That Joke bulbed something.
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I question the tastes of anybody who thinks Guinness in a can doesn't taste horrible

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I question the tastes of anybody who thinks Guinness doesn't taste horrible
Eider Duck, December 31, 2016, 04:11:46 am

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Blasphemy! Guinness is great when it's fresh from the tap!
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Hi there's not really any other appropriate thread to say this so happy new year, internet friends. I hope u have a good 2017.

edit: also i was curious so i looked up whether there was actually anyone in utc-1 and it turns out that right now, happy new year to everyone in the azores, that small section of eastern greendland, and cape verde!!!
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There's a fucking dad joke in Rogue One and I keep thinking about it and laughing and being kind of mad that I'm laughing.