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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 164433 times)

LancashireMcGee

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Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread
« Reply #2475 on: December 03, 2018, 09:54:37 pm »
Super Eyepatch Wolf and Hbomberguy are the same person.
AgentCoop

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« Reply #2476 on: December 04, 2018, 04:57:25 pm »
The Stoner/Lesbian spectrum of cartoon demographics
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« Reply #2477 on: December 04, 2018, 05:40:00 pm »
Not Safe For Work Chemistry Nerdcore Rap:

Hey girl I wanna be
your horny substrate,
you in a dom state.

My microscope, you
will jerk off into
an aggregate.

You fuckin' good, too,
you make me drink my
acidic jizz straight.

Not on the rocks, you
got mine off, due
to your prostate

massage, Uh-uh, ugh,
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under,

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« Reply #2478 on: December 04, 2018, 06:11:59 pm »
I keep wanting to check Facebook, remembering I deactivated it, mentally slapping myself, and then coming here instead. Thanks for being here, ballp.it.
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« Reply #2479 on: December 04, 2018, 10:59:22 pm »
Mani (the founder of manicheaism) considered King Ashoka a persecutor of Buddhism.

For reference, Ashoka was to Buddhism what Constantine the Great was to Christianity.

Quote from: Mani, from the Sogdian texts
The third calumniator was Wpr’tt (?), the shaman (= Buddhist) and King Shoka (= Ashoka), who slandered the
Buddha.

I know WHY he would say something like that but I'm really interested in what his reasoning was when trying to discuss this with buddhists.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2018, 11:01:56 pm by Vinny Possum »

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« Reply #2480 on: December 04, 2018, 11:34:24 pm »
Fight Club but with Drizzt D’urden
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« Reply #2481 on: December 05, 2018, 11:54:45 am »
Losing what little savings I have left "betting on the xfl"
Mr. Hunky Academia

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« Reply #2482 on: December 06, 2018, 12:22:47 am »
michael stipe has probably eaten pussy, he's a nice guy who respects women and was also a rock star, so I can imagine him doing that. Fred Durst has also, but he did it wrong somehow. Not sure about everybody else.
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« Reply #2483 on: December 06, 2018, 03:02:43 pm »
Christian Bale would be an interesting James Bond, and also we'd have to refer to him as Bale Bond
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« Reply #2484 on: December 07, 2018, 04:30:50 am »
does anybody have a let's play channel exclusively on porn sites? like, not porn games, just idk, GTAV or something

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« Reply #2485 on: December 07, 2018, 09:34:12 am »
Self inflicting testicular torsion as an all-natural means of personal castration.

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« Reply #2486 on: December 07, 2018, 01:49:00 pm »
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« Reply #2487 on: December 07, 2018, 01:57:05 pm »
Everyone in existence blinks at once to make the universe stop existing, but because of one creep when everyone opens their eyes the universe is still there except everyone is now an Equestria Girl.

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« Reply #2488 on: December 08, 2018, 07:52:52 am »
"curiosity killed the cat" is a useful and versatile idiom until you say "but satisfaction brought it back"

like the full phrase is basically just saying "me like learn"
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« Reply #2489 on: December 08, 2018, 12:23:18 pm »
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